Dead People Juice

What is Dead People Juice?


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The remains of human decay that end up seeping out of the bottom of coffin buried under the soil.

This "juice cocktail" is comprised of liquid drainage from orifices that include the nasal and rectal passages, and embalming fluids that seep into the soil and pollute water, thus disturbing the Earth's ecosystem.

"That new construction home on Sandra Circle shares its yard with the cemetary. Thier sump pump is constantly pumping the dead people juice from their basement into our lovely cul-de-sac'd street, 24 hours a day. I wonder if that juice carries the threat of rectal cancer, foot fungus or conjunctivitis? There goes the neighborhood!"

See death, decay, drainage, juice


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