What is Dead Seal Crawl?
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1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.
2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.
1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.
2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.
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