Dead Seal Crawl

What is Dead Seal Crawl?

1.

1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.

2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.

1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.

2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.

See blumpkin, bismark, strawberry shortcake, dirty sanchez, boston steamer
12

Random Words:

Hammer On
1. To go from one thing to another without a break. Derived from the guitar technique for moving between notes. Opposite is 'hammer o..
Read more
Zoofufu
1. A tiny gfx artist with spiky hair,who is a player Guy: man you are such a Zoofufu! See zoofufu, gfx, spiky, hair, tiny..
Read more
Mr. Corpulence
1. Our good mayor Greg Nickles. damn, look mr. corpulence is hiking taxes AGAIN! 20 cent plastic bag tax my ass. See fat, mayor, taxes, ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free