Dead Seal Crawl

What is Dead Seal Crawl?


1.

1. (n) The act of pinning a woman flat on her stomach with your weight on her legs and entering her from the back. The resulting action of her trying to escape is very similar (by sight and sound) to a seal trying to crawl away for its life as it barks.

2. (v) A vicious manner of humiliating a woman, as she barks and drags her pinned legs behind her.

1. I gave her the dead seal crawl.

2. She dead seal crawled halfway acros the room before she got free.

See blumpkin, bismark, strawberry shortcake, dirty sanchez, boston steamer


12

Random Words:

1. Underwater ejaculation While swimming in the pool, James became excited and quirted violently. 2. The sound created when a woman is p..
1. Woman of Humongous proportions Tom: Wow, look at the size of that Ass, thats the biggest Ghetto Booty I have ever seen! Fred:Oh yea, t..
1. one hot fashionista :o) that umaimah is the hottest thing i've ever seen! See beautiful, hot, sunita, gorgeous, shazia..