Dead Squirrel

What is Dead Squirrel?


1.

When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell

hey susy..Have you ever seen a dead squirrell

2.

dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels

the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it

Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."

Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."

See dogs, hygiene

3.

A dance move created by a man who lived in NJ during the Spring of 2003, who is A.k.a.: Shockerman.

Bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.

See dancing, bar, new jersey, florence

4.

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged

Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

See sam


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