Dead Starfish

What is Dead Starfish?


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A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.

Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"

Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"

Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"

See starfish fuck, bad sex, awful, awkward turtle


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