What is Dead Vaginas?
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what you get your old lady, "instead of" flowers (actually, the flowers ARE dead vaginas, just a different name for them), when either she wouldn't give it up OR laid there like a corpse whilst copulating
"man, last night Edna was so cold that when she spread her legs the furnace kicked on, so this morning I figured I'd tell her thanks by picking up a baker's dozen of some really nice dead vaginas on the way home."
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The act of being fucked in the ass by two sailors while eating a Frito Pie.
See "frito pirate."
I totally got the old Anchor..
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1.Getting gratuitous refills from the soda dispenser at resturants.
"The fries were so salty, I was Murphin' out like a Bandi..
