Deadjournal

What is Deadjournal?


1.

A so-called "gothic" alternative to the blogger LiveJournal, it holds thousands upon thousands of screaming, 14-year-old gothic idiots. There is a much smaller percentage of actual, functioning writers on this side, but, I have yet to come across a single elusive specimin after six years in the field.

DeadJournal is so fucking plebian.

See deathtobees

2.

a blog used mainly by the computer-whiz, HTML crazed, youth of today's society. deadjournalians usually change their layout monthly, as well as their anti-depressant medication. deadjournal is not for the squeamish or easily offended.

'my deadjournal is so tough, look at the layout!'

3.

The poor man's Livejournal and my personal home away from home, often utilized by illiterate masochist drama queens who were about three years too late with respect to the non-trend known affectionately as Blogging For Stupid People.

"oh em gee you guys... i totally have a crush on this guy from deadjournal known as the Quad, he's sew smart n stuff"

4.

Can't fucking spell. Takes their "clever" theme much too far. Annoying as all hell unleashed.

Cemetary, mourge... what more, O God, is needed?


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