Deaf Jockey

What is Deaf Jockey?

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.

That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.

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