What is Deakesque?
1.
The description of one who practices Deakism. Deakesque acts usually involve draughty clothes and objects marked 'not to be taken internally' controlled by a very controlling woman
We're all sitting comfortably knowing we're not deakesque
2.
To enjoy toys in an unnatural way. Normally involving members of the opposite sex and large plastic objects.
"put that thing away, I'm not feeling deakesque right now"
3.
As one who enjoys self-fenestration with childrens' playthings
The way he sat on that FisherPrice hammer was so, like, deakesque
4.
The description of one with practices Practical Deakism.
I'm sitting comfortabley because I've not been deakesque
5.
to Deak... to take descrption of sexual acts beyond the normal socially acceptable norm.
good god, I didnt need to hear _just_ how far up your butt that banana went.
