What is Deakonian?
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An avid follower of all things Joey Deacon, an elderly spastic who touched the hearts of all schoolkids during the early to mid 1980s. He brought a whole new vocab complete with hand and optional tongue actions into the playground.
His execution of the shoulder-bite coupled with 'spaz arms' was textbook. A pure Deakonian.
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To take everything to its most extreme literal meaning.
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