What is Deakonian?
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An avid follower of all things Joey Deacon, an elderly spastic who touched the hearts of all schoolkids during the early to mid 1980s. He brought a whole new vocab complete with hand and optional tongue actions into the playground.
His execution of the shoulder-bite coupled with 'spaz arms' was textbook. A pure Deakonian.
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Cow walking describes a big, lumpy and "heavy weight" woman walks.
"Is it earthquake?"
"No, it's our new..
