Deal The Cards

What is Deal The Cards?


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While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.

If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.

I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".

See hand job, feed the ducks, choke the chicken, jacked off, handy, masturbation


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