Deal The Cards

What is Deal The Cards?


1.

While a bitch cups and holds your nutsack with her left hand, she strokes your shaft with her right hand - similar in style to a poker dealer "dealing the cards" to individuals at a Texas Hold 'Em Poker table.

If you have no woman, you may also "deal the cards" to yourself while watching porn and drinking Hamm's Light.

I spent $150 on that date so expected at least a blow job, but it was a first date so she was only willing to "deal the cards".

See hand job, feed the ducks, choke the chicken, jacked off, handy, masturbation


95

Random Words:

1. used to describe the buzzing noise that people make when they cough, sneeze, and choke at the same time Oh my goodness! Did you hear th..
1. Luke Skywalker's life has been indelibly changed by encounters with remarkable people. But if ever one person can be said to have h..
1. the ones who live to surf. they just drop out of life and hit the blue. also called board lords, (sometimes...) . see, free surfer ...