What is Dean?
1.
Used to describe someone really cool or high up on a social chain. These people are very powerful so must be respected.
That kid over there is so a Dean, all sexy and cool.
I want to get somewhere in life, where is Dean?
"you are sooo Dean, you rock!"
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2.
the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
he is such a dean
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3.
Dean can be used in any situation whenever needed for a substitute for a word that you can not think of at the time or that something is so crazy that there isnt even a word for it or if you just like to use the word.
"DEAN"
"Theres no way that just happened. That was so DEAN."
"This weekend were so getting DEAN"
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4.
To hit someone in the face; often a small child with a basketball
Steven threw the ball to John and Deaned him in the face
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5.
Slang for "penis" or "cock", namely, the shaft of the penis.
Mexican penises can be referred to as Senor Deans, which sounds similar to "seen-your deans"
"Man, that guy has a big dean."
"I know, it was in my ass last night."
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6.
A tall redneck racist with a penis shaped like a doornob. Usually drives a mexican truck and carries a shotgun with him. Whenever an animal enters the road he slams on the gas and tries to run over it with his "grill guard". He usually beats up women he doesn't like and should be avoided unless to inflict danger on yourself.
Who's that redneck driving a pimped out mexican truck?
That sir, is a true Dean!
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7.
A spliff containing stupidly large amounts of marijuana. The opposite of a mandy
By god that Dean knocked the hell out of me. Give me another!
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