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The only Americans that foreigners generally like.
Frenchman: Are you an American?
Me: No, I'm a New Yorker.
Frenchman: Sacré bl..
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the way my boyfriend figured out how to finger my clit by rubbing faster and harder not circular motion
instead of the plain old finger..
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boobs which fluctuate between cup sizes.
Sally: My boobs can't decide if they're B's or C's.
Claire: Ambiguboobs!
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