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Another word for a woman's vagina.
Ever eaten a bearded oysteror ten pound clam before?..
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The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is staring at you
Man: I suffer from antidiaphobia
Duck: I'm staring at you..
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Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.
My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon ..
