What is Dear Diary?
1.
Someone who is addicted to MySpace, a social networking website. Also someone who attempts, or reaches 20,000 friends on the social networking website MySpace.
"Man, that kid is so dear diary."
"Yeah I know, I heard he has internet addiction."
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2.
The words at the beginning of a diary entry written by someone who can't think of anything to write or thinks their diary is alive.
Dear diary... today was the worst and best day of my life.
To conclude, my dearest diary, I spent all day in McDonalds with some chavs.
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3.
An alternate to
Deary diary, butt licka is still gay
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