What is Dearing Report?
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An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.
Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.
Dearing is an
asshole .
The Dearing Report is a pile of
fucking shite .
Dearing should be
fucking smoked
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The band that Chris Martin from Coldplay models his sound from.
Unknown group, but really good.
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1) Invented by Ian the Man, a degrading way of saying good-bye
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