Death++

What is Death++?


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A mythical programming language, similar to C++, where you describe in a text file how you want someone to die, usually in a gruesome way, and the compiler 3D renders a video file of the death complete with blood and guts. A game which I wish they would make but the do-gooders won't allow it because they think it will make kids go on killing sprees.

--sample Death++ code:--

/* mayandrink.dpp Mayan Sacrifice */

#include <athame.h>

#include <goblet.h>

create(victim1);

Standup(victim1);

SlitThroat(victim1,athame1,1,1){

while throat(victim1) not bleeding{

waitVblankStart()/* wait for blood to start oozing out */

}

}

while throat(victim1) bleeding and goblet not full{

gobletace(underthroat) /*catch the blood in the goblet */

}

/* the grand finale! drinking the human blood! */

goblet.drink(self,GOBLET_CAPACITY);

end();

Lamer1: "I'm bored, lets play the game Dance Dance Revolution:Skyclad Forest Edition!"

Man1: "Naw, let's make a Mayan Sacrifice Ritual video in Death++!"

See death, gore, blood, guts, programming, render, 3d, c++


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