Death Clock

What is Death Clock?

1.

A revolutionary Web tool that tells you when you will die, leaving a nice fuzzy feeling inside your stomach.

"... I just checked how long I have to live by the death clock, I'm glad I have only three more days until I die. I was getting sick of life anyway..."

See death, despair, clock, annoying, piece of shit

2.

The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

I figured out when I will die on a death clock.
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