Death Cookie

What is Death Cookie?


1.

A big ass chunk of hard snow, which you must avoid or jib off when snowboarding.

"Theres heaps of death cookies on that run"

2.

A rather large nugget of snow/ice that is formed either by ski resort groomers or broken off of a cornice

dude that death cookie made me eat hard

See skiing, snowboarding, skis, boarder, gaper, huck, yardsale

3.

From Mountain/Dirt Biking. Irregularly shaped rocks about 3 to 6 inches in diameter. Too big to roll over easily like gravel and too large and unstable to balance on. Just smaller and less dangerous than the dreaded baby head.

Dude, I kept my shit together on that stretch of death cookies but I ate shit completely when I hit the baby heads!

4.

Reflector bumps in the middle of the road that try to fuck you up while you are carving your longboard.

I managed to weave in between the first few death cookies but the twenty-second one sent me into irreversible speed wobbles.

See death cookie, longboard, satan bump, death, cookie


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