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Payment for a jar of dirt
Voodoo woman: I will need payment
Cpt Jack Sparrow: Look - an undead monkey!
*Sparrow shows cage and shoots..
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When a girls vagina is so ugly and disgusting, your forced to use only second grade language.
"So I took her back to my house...ri..
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When a gurl's nipples are extremly hard they slap you in the face.
This fine gurl in a tank top tried to dance with me at the club..