Death Lecture

What is Death Lecture?


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Death lecture is a lecture given to you by an asian parent, stating everything bad you've every done in the world.

Asian Mom: John, you got B+, what wrong with you, you can't drive, you can't cook, you don't clean, you sit on your lazy ass all day...

John: *Get getting death lectured*

See asain, death, lecture, parent, crazy


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