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"rolling on the floor laughing my skinny anorexic ass off"
Girl #1: omg! rotflmao!
Girl #2: Dont say 'rotflmao&apos..
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Getting a blow job in the back seat of a Prius.
Green job. I got a lot more Green jobs than I ever did in my SUV.
See prius, blow job..
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Someone who can't "hear" their friends tweets because they follow so many other people.
"I tweeted something cool y..