Deathificate Edit Meaning

1. To be extremely intoxicated, especially when very drunk or very stoned. "Man, I am murfed right now." "We got so murfed..

1. The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard. I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...

1. A specially long, formal letter. I have to write a epistle that will go to the government organization on behalf of the company. See e..