Deathwank

What is Deathwank?

suicidal masturbation.

"where's John?"

Didn't you hear, he had a Michael Hutchence Deathwank.

"oh... right"

W.l.t.p.

1. Who Licks The Pussy A private organization started by my friends and I. Y'all better back da fuck up 'cause dis da W.L.T...

Unusually Wide Stance

1. The excuse a man uses to dissuade others from thinking he is guilty of soliciting gay sex in an airport bathroom, whereby he "accid..

Hot Foot

1. From the Little Rascals when one of the kids wood light a match that was stuck between someones toes while their sleeping. That little ..

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