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when youre lover is 4 or more years younger than you and you slap her in the face with your boner.
i gave my little bitch a baby bruise..
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Laughing my fucking ass off so hard I took a shit.
Guy 1: I was playing Hitman and I shot a guy in the balls!
Guy 2: LMFAOSHITAS!
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