Decaf Edit Meaning

1.

1) adjective

Term used to describe that which is entirely uncool, lame, stupid, or otherwise deemed unfavorable.

2) noun

An object of non-awesomeness.

synonyms: teh suck

antonyms: coffee

1)

A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.

B: Dude, I'm a noob. That's so decaf.

2)

A: I just lost $100. :(

B: Decaf, bro.*

*If B should find A's $100, decaf should still be spoken, although the situation is quite coffee for B.

2.

Coffee without coffee

"What the shit is up with this coffee?"

"It's decaf"

"There's no coffee in decaf!"

See coffee, piss, lame, water, fail

3.

A slang term for a particularly masculine lesbian. Implies that she is without estrogen, or "decaffeinated".

Person: Ew is that a lumberjack?

Other person: No, it's just Jen. She's decaf.

See lesbian

4.

Decaf- dumb, stupid or retarted. Used in describing an act, person or thing.

Man that class is decaf.

No way country is decaf.

5.

To perform an abortion on a cow.

Gawshdarnit, I had to decaf Bessie cuz Junior forgot to castrate the bull.