December 22, 2012

What is December 22, 2012?


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This is the day after December 21, 2012 (supposedly the apocalypse). On this day, people will feel like an asshole for believing the world will end the day before.

Person 1: What day is it?

Person 2: December 22, 2012...

Person 1: What!?! So the world didn't end?

Person 2: No...we're still alive.

Person 1: Great!! Now I feel like an asshole!!!

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