Decepticon

What is Decepticon?


1.

Evil TransFormer, a member of the dominant evil faction in TransFormers Generation 1 and several other series. (Known as Destrons in Japan; converted into Predacons for the Beast Wars series).

Most stories suggest they began as a rebel faction on Cybertron which invented arms for the first time and sought to control other transformers in order to dominate the universe, although I find it more likely that they were actually the dominant faction from the start which gradually became more and more arrogant as their power increased. (This is more consistent with the fact that the Decepticons are in control and the Autobots are the rebels in nearly all the early TransFormers stories set on Cybertron).

Hell-bent on interstellar domination, including on earth where they crash-land, the Decepticons attempt to seize and amass energy when and wherever they can, without any concern for other beings or for sustainability. Many Decepticons are also depicted as ruthless and malevolent entities in their own right, enjoying destruction and violence as a good in itself (although the attribution of such emotions to robots seems problematic).

The Decepticon symbol is a purple face insignia looking similar to Soundwave's head. In the cartoons, they also always fire purple/magenta laser beams.

Led by Megatron and later by his reincarnated form, Galvatron; also in various media by other characters such as Ratbat, Soundwave, Starscream, Scorponok, Bludgeon, Thunderwing and Lord Straxus.

"The Decepticons are blitzing Autobot City. We're really taking a pounding. I don't know how much longer we can hold out" - Blaster, in TransFormers: The Movie.

George W. Bush is intent on a Decepticon-style oil grab in the Middle East.

That van is painted in a very scary way; it looks almost like it should be a Decepticon.

See Andy

2.

A Brooklyn street gang back in the 80s. Also known as "deceps".

"Deceps.. criminally corrupted culprits will beat you to death" - Necro

"Decepticons like to fuck decepticons"

See decepts

3.

The opposite of a Nerdfighter. A Decepticon is someone that is made of suck: A typical popular person.

Paris Hilton, Cheerleaders, Typical jocks, Male chauvinist pigs, Sluts, etc

Jack: Hey! Let's go decrease WorldSuck!

Harry: Okay! We can donate to Kiva dot org!

Colton: Whatever, you guys, let the third world countries take care of themselves. Sharon's hot, isn't she? I'd tap that.

Jack: Colton, you are such a Decepticon.

Harry: In my pants.

See nerdfighter, nerd, jock, cheerleader, nerdfighters

4.

A slang term used in the prostitution trade to describe a transsexual or transvestite hooker (who are often called "Transformers"), especially one who is so convincing as a woman that friends and clients do not believe she was once a man.

"Holy shit! She ain't no Transformer... she a goddam DECEPTICON!"

See HMB

5.

A fat person who only shows photos of themselves, online, in which they do not appear fat, by means of flattering camera angles, head shots, or deceptive apparel.

You meet someone on an online dating website for the 1st time in person and he/she (typically she) is much larger than you expected.

"Man, I met this hottie online, but we met up and she turned out the be a decepticon. I was duped by the fatso!"

See fat girl, online dating, facebook, myspace, chubby, photo

6.

Male or female that appears attractive from either far away, in photos, from the back but turns out to be very ugly or plain in person or up close.

Matt's cousin looks hot in his Facebook photo but turned out to be a Decepticon.

See monet, transformer, ugly, buttface, dog face

7.

Chronic liar. Someone who habitually lies about their lifestyle, job, sex life, or friends for attention.

"So, I was talking to Dave and he said he was the one who invented the vibrate function on phones. Then he pretended to get a call from Donald Trump and made me pay for the beer. Fucking Decepticon."

See liar, d-bag, deuche, jerk


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