Deception

What is Deception?


1.

It's when you're doing a chick from behind and before you break off, you spit on her back (thereby 'deceiving' her into you thinking you are done) and then when she turns over, you blast her in the face.

"Hey Mom, I was banging this hot chick who was so uptight, I couldn't get off. In fact, the only way I could finish off was through 'deception.'"

See Jeff

2.

When you get your ass kicked when you are expecting something and it turns out to be the shittiest thing ever.

John: Yeah! Let's watch PORN!!! No deceptions like when I got dumped!

Michael: Yeah, but dude, isn't that your mom going down on that guy?

John: ..... WTF MOM!

See crap, wow, unexpected, shit, that sucks


92

Random Words:

1. The current reigning queen of the universe. "Hey dude, do you know who makes the sun and the moon rise?" "Yeah, it&apos..
1. A direct deposit is made when raw doggin it with a chick and you don't pull out. Douchecunt #1: Hey man, did you wrap it up with t..
1. When you have a wound somewhere on your body that you have absolutely no idea where it could of come from. Tim: Oh crap, i have an unkn..