Deceptionist

What is Deceptionist?

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

See secretary, receptionist, office, guard

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