Deceptionist

What is Deceptionist?

n. A receptionist whose job is actually to delay or block potential visitors. Ruthless with a polite, perfect smile.

The vice-president's office is guarded by Lisa, his deceptionist; she's almost impossible to get past!

See secretary, receptionist, office, guard

Jorf

1. To take a shit; the act of taking a shit. I've got to go take a jorf. See shit, dump, crap, poopoo, poopie 2. Like 'jerk&a..

Bumpable

1. a term used to describe a female one would appreciate sexual intercourse with she's bumpable, i'd love to do her See apb..

Kwiff

1. Adjective, Something sucking so bad, its like being in a room full of queefing girls This is so fucking Kwiff..

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