Decimeter Peter

What is Decimeter Peter?


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An abnormally small penis.

Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

See pencil dick, little dick, small penis, micro penis, hung like an ant


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