What is Declan?
1.
an excessevily boyant boy who shaves his legs and wears gold hot pants
Declan is excessively boyant he looks like a kylie manoge clone
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2.
A little goblin that is part of the power goblin crew.
Declan is a bit of a goblin
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3.
A Declan is a male or female name, used to suggest that said person is a complete retarded no-life who spends all his/her time saying things that (s)he says (s)he will do in the future, such as retyping an essay or smashing next door's window, but does not do it...Ever.
Declan's also have sexual relationships with
They waste at least 16 hours a day in front of the computer or Xbox/Playstation, regardless of school and working days. They amass large collections of video games ranging from the SNES to the latest Xbox 360 Elite.
Most Declans can be identified by the way they speak. For example, a normal person would say "Hey, get away from me!", a Declan would say "I apologize but this is my personal aura and I do not allow unintelligent beings near me as it is off-limits to them. Thank you."
Normally these phrases are completely obvious rip-offs from popular books and video games - most are arrested for copyright infringement at the ages 16 through 19.
Declan missed school again, he's probably playing Xbox with a string of drool hanging out his mouth...Lazy twat.
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4.
a person who has a brilliant personality and full of confidence. Absolutely gorgeous and more than likely someone who is definitely perfect and amazing.
"Random" - Hi, what's your name?
"Declan" - Declan ... ?
"Random" - You are really hot..
"Declan" - Yeah so a few have said!
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5.
A guy who does stuff.
Check out that Declan guy thats doing that stuff.
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6.
When shit in someone's rectum. Picture a french kiss, except instead of mouths it's asses, and instead of tongues its shit.
Damn, I just gave that bitch a Declan and I think I tore her a bit.
I just beat Timmy in a battle of the Declans and now he's all clogged up.
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7.
Irish man attempting to emulate culture often assoiciated with lack people
'look at dem jeanting, tinks he's black pussyboy declan'
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