What is Deconte?
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A badly Americanized Italian name that embodies strength, ferocity, passion, and a deep ability to love and be loyal. The men are handsome, and the women are...not your average woman. Let's put it this way: "That's a lot of woman!". Some of you may ask how much, and I'm not just talking physically either. :-P
Anyone who marries into a family of them must realize and understand the insanity, and be fully prepared for all manner of eccentricities. If you cannot cope with massive family dysfunction and oddity, this is the wrong part of the pool to possibly be spreading your genes in.
The DeConte women swing their feet to the floor and Satan yells "Crap, they're awake!"
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a phrase used by out-of-touch librarians to refer to her underlings when she disagrees with a valid request
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Using teleportation to Slam dunk a basketball while wearing sunglasses you bought at a thrift store.
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