What is Decorative Edison?
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A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.
Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a
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A method of claiming one's seat when one must leave it for a short amount of time. See also dibs, fives. Obscure Northern Wiscons..