Decorative Edison

What is Decorative Edison?

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

See lightbulb, light bulb, edison

Choke And Poke

1. The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time. "How was last night?" "G..

A Sheri

1. Somebody who is very sexual. Sometimes too flirty. See Slut "Eww look at the girl she is a sheri!" See sherry, cherry, cheri..

Eugoogalizor

1. One who speaks or reads at funerals Derek Zoolander: Oh, I thought you were going to tell me what a bad eugoogalizor I am. Matilda: W..

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