Decorative Edison

What is Decorative Edison?

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

See lightbulb, light bulb, edison

B.v.k

1. one seriously burned individual. (Burn Victim Kid) Did you see that bvk over there? He must have 3rd degree burns all over his body..

Martafact

1. A random, unsubstantiated and often untrue yet entertaining "fact" or tidbit about nothing important which can only be reveale..

Iveson

1. absolutely drop dead gorgeous, normally meant in the homosexual term that boy over ther is absolutely iveson See gay, homo, batty boy,..

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