Decorative Edison

What is Decorative Edison?

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

See lightbulb, light bulb, edison

Zak

1. (zak) n. 1. One who is admired for his skills with skateboarding, women, art, etc. 2. Plastic chair. 3. A notorious teenager from the ea..

A "j"

1. another word for joint Yo wigga lets go smoke that "J" or i'll kizzle your ass mofo! See Carl 2. (Jay) N. (1) A Joint..

Snackoff

1. To jack off while eating a snack that makes you more horny such as a donut or a twinkie. Dude, I just had a huge snackoff last night! ..

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