Decorative Edison

What is Decorative Edison?

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

See lightbulb, light bulb, edison

Rib Pontoons

1. a big set of breasts Man, check out the rib pontoons on that slut! See melons, hooters, cans, tits..

Rectile

1. Much like a crosshair but can be locked onto a target. My rectile locked onto the tail end of a black jet...

Delegator

1. one who makes others do stuff for them go get me my shoes..

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