Decorative Edison

What is Decorative Edison?

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

See lightbulb, light bulb, edison

Fuck Beat

1. The rate at which the testicals slap the back of the thighs during intercourse. "Those two are creating a real nice fuck beat"..

Kevinescent

1. fatass about to release his new self titled cd: kevinescent also see: tromboner i love my new kevinescent cd, especially the tromboner..

Quice

1. 5 times. As in: Once, twice, thrice... etc. Person A: Yo, you been to that new club downtown? Person B: Naw man, not really... Well ki..

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