Decorative Edison

What is Decorative Edison?

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

See lightbulb, light bulb, edison

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