Decorative Edison

What is Decorative Edison?

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

See lightbulb, light bulb, edison

Shny

1. Sexier than sexy, cooler than cool, agger than agg Brian is way more shny than Han. See sex, fuck, porn, boob, blowjob, shny, agg, hk,..

A Clinton

1. A sexualact in which the female licksout the anus of the male. This originated when the president of the United States, Bill Clinton, h..

Anal Sludge

1. The "sludge" that accumilates after years and years of "holding it in." Very pasty and can harden over time. Once ha..

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