Decorative Edison

What is Decorative Edison?

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

See lightbulb, light bulb, edison

W.a.p.

1. Wet Ass Pussy, Juicy Pussy, Aquafina, Good Snapper. Guy 1:What happened wit the lil deal u had da other night? Guy 2:Oh u know i fucke..

Orange Corners

1. What Cheeto's do to your mouth if you are without a napkin. Seen on people of all ages. Best on adults, cuz that's lame, but ..

Frinty

1. The flavor of something which is both minty and fruity. I find the orange flavored toothpaste to be rather frinty. I thought it was jus..

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