What is Decorative Edison?
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A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.
Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a
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A combination of feeling confused, flustered, frustrated, and angry.
Q - How are you doing?
A - Conflusterated..
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when one is haveing sex on a beach ...and just be for ur a bou to blow ur load in ur condom u pull it out of her/his but then rip ur com..