Decorker

What is Decorker?


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At a gathering/party consisting of heterosexual males, there are a few homosexual males. One of these males are designated as "The Decorker". Meaning, at 4:30 in the morning when most of the heterosexual males are asleep, the "decorker" goes around "Decorking" their assholes to prepare for Anal Coitus otherwise known as anal sex.

John (Heterosexual Male): W.t.f. Mike, why is my asshole sore? Didnt we put in the corks?

Mike (Heterosexual Male): Oh shit John, I forgot Tiago and Danny were here.

John : Why would that matter?

Mike : Danny is a skilled decorker.

See corker, party, gathering, morning after, anxiety


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