What is Dedham?
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Dedham is a historical mainly Irish-Catholic suburb, slightly south of Boston, which prides itself on its major events such as the cow poop day and the flag day parade and on historical sites such as the fairbanks house and the endicott estate. It's nicknamed the Dirty D for it's ghettoness in areas such as ED and the manor. It really only has one nice area and that would be Precinct 1, the rest of Dedham is lower to middle class esque. And also lest us not forget the famous townies who have inhibited Dedham for years and don't plan on going anywhere.
You're from Dedham, wow that's tough
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A town on the outskirts of Boston where people like to pretend that they are ghetto, but it doesn't really work because they are all white. Although, there are lots of minorities moving in in the recent years but the hardcore Dedham residents are racist and hate this movement. The Dedham Pool is the most ghetto place ever. There are rats in the water and massive insects lurking near the kickboards. The phones don't even work and everyone that swims there is poor and can't afford the Dedham Health and Atheltic Complex. Therefore, all the black kids and white kids fight and throw each other off of the diving boards screaming racist comments and the lifeguards don't do anything because they are sleeping or making gimp bracelets. However, all the people that work there are wicked hot, so even though you have to wear a gas mask, it's worth it. Dedham High School sports are pretty good but that's all they have going for them. Anyone who doesn't play a sport can plan on working at the local gas station for the rest of their lives especially since only 1% of high school kids in Dedham don't smoke weed. Nobles is the only thing Dedham can be proud of. Also nicknamed the "Dirty D"
Yo man don't get all up in my grill, I could kick your ass, I'm from Dedham
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A town on the outskirts of Boston where people like to pretend that they are ghetto, but it doesn't really work because they are all white. Although, there are lots of minorities moving in in the recent years but the hardcore Dedham residents are racist and hate this movement. The Dedham Pool is the most ghetto place ever. There are rats in the water and massive insects lurking near the kickboards. The phones don't even work and everyone that swims there is poor and can't afford the Dedham Health and Atheltic Complex. Therefore, all the black kids and white kids fight and throw each other off of the diving boards screaming racist comments and the lifeguards don't do anything because they are sleeping or making gimp bracelets. However, all the people that work there are wicked hot, so even though you have to wear a gas mask, it's worth it. Dedham High School sports are pretty good but that's all they have going for them. Anyone who doesn't play a sport can plan on working at the local gas station for the rest of their lives especially since only 1% of high school kids in Dedham don't smoke weed. Nobles is the only thing Dedham can be proud of. Also nicknamed the "Dirty D"
Yo man don't get all up in my grill, I could kick your ass, I'm from Dedham
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A town on the outskirts of Boston where people like to pretend that they are ghetto, but it doesn't really work because they are all white. Although, there are lots of minorities moving in in the recent years but the hardcore Dedham residents are racist and hate this movement. The Dedham Pool is the most ghetto place ever. There are rats in the water and massive insects lurking near the kickboards. The phones don't even work and everyone that swims there is poor and can't afford the Dedham Health and Atheltic Complex. Therefore, all the black kids and white kids fight and throw each other off of the diving boards screaming racist comments and the lifeguards don't do anything because they are sleeping or making gimp bracelets. However, all the people that work there are wicked hot, so even though you have to wear a gas mask, it's worth it. Dedham High School sports are pretty good but that's all they have going for them. Anyone who doesn't play a sport can plan on working at the local gas station for the rest of their lives especially since only 1% of high school kids in Dedham don't smoke weed. Nobles is the only thing Dedham can be proud of. Also nicknamed the "Dirty D"
Yo man don't get all up in my grill, I could kick your ass, I'm from Dedham
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Dedham is a suburb of Boston. Dedham also wishes it was weymouth. But Weymouth is scared of dedham and puts up large electric walls to keep out these sort of scum. When you enter dedham, everything turns black and white and color is sucked out of every living and nonliving thing. It is always dark and always raining. always. Few have come into Weymouth and gone back to Dedham alive. Similarily, few have gone into Dedham and come back to Weymouth alive. But that's only because no weymouth kid in their right mind would go to dedham in the first place.
You're from Dedham? My mom warned me about you.
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