Dee Day

What is Dee Day?


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When something you didn't expect to happen does and it makes your day great.

Bob: Today is Dee Day.

Alfonso: Why?

Bob: That cute waitress at the coffee shop who repeatedly turns down my request for a date, asked me out.


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