What is Deepak Gulati?
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A typical rich desi (brown) kid who spends his days driving his Z3 and his nights looking up new words on Urban Dictionary, while copying and pasting sections of his ex-girlfriends blog and foreign language MSN names to coworkers for their analysis, all while lamenting the uselessness of life and a mediocrity of work.
Hey man, don't talk to that
brigger Rahul...he's totally Deepaking today.
Random Words:
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When you put your hand in a bucket of water or bathtub long enough to let your hand get all wrinkly and then proceed to pleasure yoursel..
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A boyfriend, usually a possessive jealous jerk, who stops all men from glancing at his overweight girlfriend (especially her fat exposed..
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A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet.
The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012.
See life, ear..
