Deer In Headlights

What is Deer In Headlights?


A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.

Mike doesn't like cars; he's like a deer in headlights when he goes to his driving lessons.

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The elustrious process by which a male and female interact sexually. the male stands from behind while the female is bent over the bed facing the interior door. Also known as doggy style. As the male begins to climax, he is sure to not reveal any sign of this, he gives a hard thrust into the females vaginal oraface causing her to scream in agonizing pain...this is the cue for the males' best friend to enter the room with a flashlight and camera. once the female is alerted by the blinding light and camera flash the male from behind must extend all fingers on the hand behind her head to give the illusion of a deers antlers. soon after the female will violently kick, scream, and run out of the room in utter embarrassment and semen dripping from her vagina. HOWEVER, the picture, once developed, will portray the females' confusion, uncomfort, intimidation, and shear stupidity, much like a deer does in those final moments before a car scatters its entrails across the highway...this look is priceless. Thus, the deer in head lights.

That cunt thought she was one smart cunt, she dosent look so smart now, does she? I gave that bitch a "deer in headlights"...heres the picture to prove it.

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