Deerbortion

What is Deerbortion?


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Deerbortion: When an automobile hits a pregnant deer in the road and the impact of the collision sends that deer careening through the air and directly into the windshield of another vehicle, causing the fetus from the deer to be ejected into the second vehicle. This event was first defined when a story detailing this situation was on the front page of the Albany Times Union newspaper.

Christie: Steve, what happened to your car?

Steve: Oh I just performed a deerbortion on my way to my grandma's house.

Christie: good thing you have glass coverage on the Diplomat.

See abortion, roadkill, fetus, accident, car, truck, doe, buck


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