What is Deerfieldian?
1.
A student at Deerfield Academy and the exact opposite of a Choatie, a Deerfieldian is the quitessential student, setting the standard for manners, itellegence, class, and dress.
The Deerfieldians soundly defeated the Choaties at the football game last satuday.
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2.
Although not technically the correct term for a student at Deerfield Academy, it has become accepted as such. It is a student whose superior education has taught him how to speak English correctly unlike the morons who attend their worthless school in Wallingford,CT. The community college bound Choate students might be more successful in their jibes if they could use this rather simple language well enough to formulate coherent sentences. For instance, the example given below is a direct quote from a Choatie. Perhaps if you were not such a miserable life form you could have made that sentence grammatically correct. In response to Deerfield girls' size, I hope all of you at Choate understand that having 90% of the female population being bulimic is a bad thing. Although in essence it could be good for society, because it is much more difficult for those who have had eating disorders to procreate.
Choatie: a Deerfieldian is "A group of students attending Deerfield Academy with the same intelliegence compared with their ancestoral roots the Neanderthals"
3.
No, not the Academy, the town: Deerfield, IL. A Major contributor to the North Shore of Chicago known for its rich bitch snobs, preppy McPrepsters, totally pimped out mom-mobiles, and depressed fathers who work to hard for their own good only to find their hard earned money is carelessly dispensed on uneeded accsessories. Deerfield High School is the zoo in which all of this revolves. Although, among the typical North Shore population there is the infamous Dark Side made up of ghostly pale kids dressed in black with hair the color of a rainbow. At least they know the truth.
That little deerfieldian girl owns a juicy jumpsuit, something from Tiffany's, and birkenstock clogs, and she can't even walk yet! I CANT WAIT FOR HER BAT MITZVAH!
4.
(female)- Animals, usually hairy and disturbingly fat-characteristic huge lips for kissing enough college admission officer ass, and adorned in stolen or repossessed jewlery to divert attention from their otherwise shocking appearence. Shallow personalities are not uncommon and neither are irritating attitudes. Love to chase wealth and men in their twenties
Deerfieldian, shine my shoes.
5.
A group of students attending Deerfield Academy with the same intelliegence compared with their ancestoral roots the Neanderthals. Unreasonable amounts of body hair can be found on their female species which has led researchers to suspect that Deerfield has held on to their age old tradition of an all boys education. That being said, Deerfieldians still hold a special place in our Society today. They are good at the occupation of "Tool", "Homo-sexual", "Preppy wannabes", etc. and make good targets for other schools to trash on them. Their location (Deerfield Mass.) is out in the boonies and they resort to alternative activities deemed extremely uncivilized.
DA Student 1: Ug! Ug!
DA Student 2: Unga Bunga!
6.
A fag...one who wears ugly, preppy, gay, white sweathers and buy their way into anything...the chicks look like they've been hit by a truck and all the dudes are gay.
Deerfieldan 1: I really wish these white sweaters were multi-colored.
Deerfieldan 2: Yea, with a huge penis on it, too.
