Deerfounded

What is Deerfounded?


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When you see a deer and are so busy looking at it you miss a turn or almost hit the person in front of you.

Driver: "Hey a deer"

Passenger: "Lovely"

-stops car-

passenger: "ummm. You know the person behind us is giving you the bird right?"

Driver:"What...oh yeah. Sorry i was Deerfounded."

Passenger: "okay....."

-continues driving-

See dumbfounded, dazed, daydreaming, confused, stunned


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