What is Deesh?
1.
related to all things 'doobie'.
can be used in various ways, as both a noun or verb.
noun: "I just picked up some amazing deesh."
verb: "since you're off work, you wanna deesh?"
adjective: "after that 311 concert, I was sooooo deeshed!"
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2.
something that is bad (it's pretty ambiguous,can also be used as a synonym to disrespectful.
Can also be used as a verb - to deesh:
I deesh, you deesh, she deeshes, they deesh etc. deesh, deeshing, deeshed
You're ugly dude!
Far out, that's so 'deesh'!
Don't deesh me.
He fully deeshed me
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3.
Similar to a douche, but to a barely smaller degree, usually following the word "Wow"
Alternate spelling: Diche
"Wow, deesh! You got shit on my shoes!"
"Duuuuude, you're such a deeeeeesh!"
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4.
Plural for the word douche. (n) or (Adj)
Those kids are a bunch of deesh.
Look at that the pile of used deesh.
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5.
An adjective to describe how good or awesome something is.
Also can be used on it's own as a statement such as "cool" , "excellent!" or "okay"
"That game was pretty deesh!"
"If you like, i'll pay for the next round?"
"...Deeeesh!"
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6.
n. pl.
1. The invented plural of
2. Can be taken to mean anything you want, usually derogatory. When used in this context, it can take on the singular form.
1. "Those guys are a bunch of deesh!"
2."John fondled a goat last night. He's such a deesh."
"What a flaming deesh!
7.
I sleep 19 hours a day with a pillow on my face. My toenails are long. I secrete when I sleep. My hair is not stylish but rather exagerated. I listen to slim shady not eminem. My dad drinks beefeaters. I listen to Billy Joel while I shower on max volume and I masturbate in the shower with shampoo (it stings). I like milk with my spaghetti. I wear the same green flannel every friday night. I know over 500 racist terms. My 'going out' shoes are my dress shoes from 8th grade. I am a smoker but I've never bought a pack of ciggarettes in my life. I cry when the sun goes down. I try to play guitar standing up but with a tight grip.
"Hey I'm gonna go take a piss." - Slappin
"Ok grab me one too." - Deesh