Deez Nuts Edit Meaning

1.

1. The large, sweaty, hairy dangling spheres of man-hood containing future illegitimate seeds that swing violently in the wind when slapped.

2. The big round sexual organs or male ovaries that extract the skeet skeetfrom the erect male dick, penis or cock.

3. The first male sex organs to receive nasty pressed, or permed jeri-curled hair at the puberty level of life.

4. The first set of balls that you can enjoy and play with anywhere.

For example, at the dinner table with the family, during your SAT exams to calm your nerves, or have others play with them too and have just as much fun. For example, the doctor as he give you a check-up, your mother when she gave you baths at younger age, your molesting uncle Bob when he babysits, or your priest, and last but not least Micheal Jackson. (Thats being a good host)

Deez Nuts

Person A: Did you happen to meet those 2 big motha-fuckas I told you about?

Person B: What 2 big motha-fuckas?

Person A: Deeeeeeeeeezzz Nuuuuuuuts...... Biatch!!!

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2.

The logical extension, which replaces the former expression "in your face", which is superior in that it give specific information about WHAT is in your face. It is indicated in such a way as to imply that a bold act of superiority indicates, or more precisely, is a result of, superior genitalia.

Upon dunking a basketball on someone, and in the process dragging your nuts across his face:

DEEEZ NUTS!

3.

Just F'ing with someone

eh, yo, what's the ellos/ellas form of Sacar?

Umm....Sacan??

Sacan deez nuts!!!!!

4.

1) A sarcastic expression used to denote annoyance or frustration.

2) A term used when you just dont give a fuck

3) Look, my dick and balls are bigger than yours.

"Hey let me borrow your car."

"Why don't you borrow deez nuts."

See PMR

5.

a sack of balls or nut sack you know the deal

1)Do you prefer tapes or cds?

2)Cds.

1) Well see deez nuts.

2) ok tapes then

1) tape deez nuts to the back of your neck

See chapman

6.

A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.

Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?

Victim: No.

Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!

or

Me: Do you like parodies?

Victim: uh...yeah sometimes

Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!

See these nuts, deez nutz

7.

Old school game that never gets old

Me: You ever been to Chewons?

You: Whats Chewons?

Me: Chew on Deez Nuts

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