Def Aparatus Edit Meaning

1. Anyone who looks either so appealing or so appalling that your eyes can't help but look at them more than you should. Staring shoul..

1. When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket. I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend..

1. A person who continually mistypes "hotmail" in hotmail addresses - a retard. George: "Yeah, yesterday I spilt strawberry..