Defcom

What is Defcom?

Corporate office: A term used by people who feel their work is more important than others as a way to massage their ego.

Louis: "Amy, this fax is urgent, priority, THIS IS DEFCOM."

Amy: "Yeah, yeah Louis. (slams door)"

See code 5, urgent, priority, do it now

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