Defcon 1

What is Defcon 1?


1.

Defcon 1 is a code used amongst guys for when a woman is at that time o the month and should not be argued with, agreed with or even spoken to. God save any man who's girlfriend is at Defcon 1.

Defcon 2 is achieved when there are either 2 Women at Defcon 1 or if one Woman is so far into Defcon 1 she is psychotically raging around destroying all in her path. May God have mercy on her boyfriend's soul.

Guy 1: Hey man, whats up with your girl.

Guy 2: Defcon 1 man.

Guy 1: *makes sign of the cross* Godspeed.

See Nick

2.

Drunk, alson see hammered or smashed

Yep, she's reached defcon 1

See P.I.M.P

3.

A bad ass LAN center where you can pwn the crap out of |M-=O=-W|

Hey guys wanna go to defcon 1 and beat the shit out of the |M-=O=-W| clan?

4.

a kick ass network center where you go and own the shit out of noobs (like tom ott) with headshots.

"you andy, u wanna go to D1 2day so we can pwn tom?"


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