What is Defcon 5?
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adj.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.
These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.
And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.
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Roommate of Defecator: Hey what's that smell?
Defecator: My
grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?
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