Defcon 5

What is Defcon 5?


1.

adj.

n.

A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.

These attempts may be:

Opening the window.

Turning on a vent.

Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.

Covering of the nose.

Opening the door.

Repeated flushing.

And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.

A grumper often results in defcon 5.

Roommate of Defecator: Hey what's that smell?

Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.

Roommate: DEFCON 5!?


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