What is Defendant?
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black male over the age of 12
Bailiff: "Will the defendant please rise?" (rhetorical)
Judge: "Sir, is there a reason you're not wearing a shirt and that your pants are lower than your boxers, which are at mid-thigh height?"
Defendant: "Yo hey ho yo itz ma birfday!"
Judge: "Fifty years."
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