What is Defenestration?
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v. The act of throwing something or SOMEONE out of a window.
on witnessing the disposal of a cigarette from the window of a moving car: "That was a heinous act of defenestration!"
2.
The coolest word EVER
Mom, can I defenestrate my brother?
3.
The art of hurling the nearest problem out of a window.
Defenestration of a human out of a 30th story window has a vicious tendency to create a mess that the police are not to keen on cleaning up.
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4.
The act of bodily thowing a person out of a window. Defenestration is best executed from a third story (glass) window as it breaks bones but allows the defenestree to limp away.
Defenestration first officially happened at the Defenestration of Prague in 1618, leading to the start of the 30 years war.
"I was told not to shoot the king's messenger, so I defenestrated him; he broke both legs. I do believe the king got the message."
"Gee, Larry, I haven't seen a good old-fashioned defenestration in a while."
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5.
v. The act of throwing out of the window
Trogdorita defenestrated Trogdor in act of PMS rage. (extreme ultimate burnination)
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the act of throwing up out the window while drunk.
I was so drunk on Friday night I defenstrated out the cab window.
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