Defense Mode Jesus

What is Defense Mode Jesus?

1.

When Jesus is threatened, he is known to go into this stance. He has much higher defense ratings, but he is much slower and vulnerable to crucifictions.

Omg Omg Omg!?!?! Is that Defense Mode Jesus?

Oh noes!!! Crucify him, and fast!

See jesus, transformers, mac dre, superman
9

Random Words:

Ghostwriter
1. somebody who writes lyrics secretly for another person and they get payed to do it 1)Nas ghostwrites for FoxyBrown See Lip 2. N. One..
Read more
Ludwin
1. pimple butt. hes not a playa he just crush alot. nah jk hes the illest player. he enjoys fatasses his fav food is pussy. hes dominican a..
Read more
Jerk-face
1. a name for a person who does something stupid and deserves a kick in the face. Why the fuck did you do that you jerk-face! See idiot, ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free